Blahzé Misfits ‘Colonel Custard’s Lonely Dick Pic Band’ (.ZIP)
The unsolicited e-mail I received alerting me to New York-area Rap crew Blahzé Misfits’ new record/mixtape ‘Colonel Custard’s Lonely Dick Pic Band’ described the project as “a darkly comedic record from two rappers w/ an obsession with the occult, vaudeville and personality disorders.” That shit sounded right up my alley, so I downloaded it immediately and decided right then and there I’d cover it here on the blog.
A few days later and I still know very little about Blahzé Misfits other than the fact that they’re comprised of two emcees, Ly Moula and Georgie Jessel, and that Ly Moula is an alias for producer Lyle Horowitz. That in and of itself is relatively meaningless as I have no idea who the fuck any of those people are. I do however know that the group is carrying on the tradition of “weirdo Rap” pioneers like Das Racist, Plastic Little, Serengeti, and J-Zone, and ‘Colonel Custard’s Lonely Dick Pic Band’ is a lot of fun.
You can own your own copy of ‘Colonel Custard’s Lonely Dick Pic Band’ right now for free via the duo’s BandCamp page. Grab it, and their previous project ‘As Fate Would Have It’, and wonder how a Rap group can exist in 2014 with such a minimal presence on the internet and social media.
