I'm El Keter ben Tzadik, the founder of this website. I like Timberland boots, baggy jeans, polos, flannels, dreadlocks & army hats circa 1994. I also like screen-print tees, zip-front hoodies, fine knitwear, hand crocheted accessories, sneakers (preferably Pumas, Adidas, or Nike SB), and Wallabees. I don't own a single pair of "skinny" pants and I've never done blow. I own a lot of records, compact discs and digital music files. I started DJing when I was 11 years old. I have a beard, 8-foot-long dreadlocks, and impeccable taste in music. I wrote the "Blogarhythms" column on Okayplayer for a few years. And I produced & hosted two different radio programs for about 8 years a piece. I just started using a computer to DJ. I've got mad skills. I love records, books, movies, periodicals, ketogenic cuisine, cold seltzer water, bass, dark rooms with BIG sound, cool/crisp temperatures, showers, smelling good, going for walks, making out, cuddling, and naked people. I have more than a passing interest in what some might refer to as the mystical, esoteric, or "occult". Cthulhu is my "spirit animal". Jack Parsons is my hero. I practice my own brand of left-hand Alchemical Tantric sex magick. I've experienced "transcendental illumination" and think it would be better if you...and you...and you...experienced it too. Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law. Nothing is true, everything is permissible. Yes, I want to DJ your party. So get in contact!